Wednesday, June 22, 2005
| Title Honestly, I have so much to say today that unless I write it all in list format, I’ll never make this a coherent post. Just live it and love it. Or I’ll punch you square in your twats. And yes, I meant twatS. If you don’t got two, you don’t rock with me. List of Randomness 1) Ari Goes Down and I have spent more time together in the last 48 hours than I have with my own boyfriend. We dine together, we smoke the pipe together, we drink together (me chardonnay, she diet coke), and we love every second of it. Seriously, I had lunch with her both yesterday and today and hung out with her last night. And I have plans to see her again! Ah geez…are we falling in love now or what? 2) While hanging out with Ari Goes Down last night, I met one miss Karol from Alarming News. I’d link her in this post, but I’m totally html illiterate and it always ruins my blog for no reason. Anyway, Karol turned out to be one of the most refreshing and interesting personalities I’ve met in a long time. Other than the fact that she’s totally adorable and red-headed, she’s funny/cool shit and knows how to have a good time. I love her open mind, her excitement to talk politics (and not make it ugly) and her absolute devotion to expanding her mind by experiencing new things. I’ve linked Karol’s Alarming News website number two because she’s way more famous than me, but also because I adore her and want to get to know her better as soon as possible. You get to know her too or you go away. And also you die. 3) After lunch with Ari today, we got locked INSIDE of her office. With no way to get out. INSIDE. With NO WAY TO GET OUT. I fucked her against her will. 4) I spent most of the night sleeping on the couch. Paul and I aren’t doing so well. 5) Although I was, and am still, upset with what’s going on with my friends, I went over to Mariah’s apartment to hang out with JoJo last night. JoJo is one of those friends that I don’t talk to EVER, but we are connected at the soul. I always bail on seeing her cuz I know I haven’t been the friend that I should be to her. Not that she’s been that friend to me, but still…I carry guilt on everything. We found some time last night to sit and talk about what’s going on in both of our lives and I walked away from the experience remembering the good in people. The people that just care about you, no strings attached. I don’t think I’ll be avoiding JoJo again in the future. 6) I tripped walking out of my building today and balanced my fall on a pregnant black woman. I literally grabbed her by the shoulders and held her until I got my footing. Ironically enough, when I apologized, she said “No problem sweetie” and my day officially started off a high note. She then asked me to help her down a set of stairs and I told her to go fuck herself. I’m busy, fat ass. 7) Lots of changes at my job and I’ve seemed to come out of it all unscathed. I got a 20% raise and a new title and I should be totally stoked. But I’m a selfish greedy bitch that believes I deserve more. So I’ll do my job and I’ll put a smile on my face, but the minute I get the chance to blow a high powered executive…dick in mouth. New job fast. Money in pocket. yeah. 8) I just fell in love with Dead Like Me and I find out from a reader that it’s cancelled. I can’t even explain the fury. I mean…reruns of Supernanny all summer? Or DEFINITELY Hit Me Baby One More Time! I mean…my Lord in Heaven Above. Is America trying on PURPOSE to make our brains turn to mush? God forbid there ever be quality television that makes us think and grow. Some people say that television rots your brain. That has never been a truer statement. 9) My therapist is on vacation this week which means that I’M on vacation this week. Course, this week I’ve been a crazy bitch and could have used the therapy, but whatever. If she’s on vacation, then I’m technically allowed to act like as much of a psycho as I can. She’ll clean up the mess next week. Right? Well, to be honest, no one really asked you anyway. Oh yeah. I did. But I don’t care about your answer. (I gotta go) 10) (I’m back) (with a vengeance) My friend Rita is pregnant. There I said it. At what point can I finally start rejoicing Reets? It’s a huge, huge deal and I’m totally having a baby. I mean, of course her husband thinks it’s HIS baby, but please. I steal the baby for my own as soon as they fall asleep. I’ve named the baby Gwendolyn, cuz that’s the lamest name I could think of for a red-headed baby. It will probably be a boy, but I’ll buy him dresses and call him Gwennie for as long as I want. I said it’s my baby and I’ll cry if I want to. YAY BABY TIME! 11) I always have to have a favorite new song. It’s just how it’s done. Well, my favorite new song(s) these days are Natasha Bedingfield’s These Words and Janet Jackson’s Just a Little While. I’m telling you…Damita Jo sucked some ass, but she came out with a couple brilliant songs on that album. And I just love her anyway. I don’t care if she’s related to a nightmare, she’s Janet and she’s forever the fucking coolest. 12) Gay Pride Gay Pride Gay Pride! And I’ve spent the whole thing with straight people! But I guess Gay Pride is more than just being happy as a gay person. It’s about tolerance and love and celebrating life. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it’s about hot ass, strong drinks, and straight bashing. And if you fuck with me, I’ll stick my dick so far up your straight ass, you will cry and cry and ah geez…this ain't going anywhere. Let’s start again: 13) Gay Pride Gay Pride Gay Pride! And I’ve spent the whole thing with straight people! But I guess Gay Pride is more than ah forget it. I gotta take a shit. See? Obviously list format was KEY in writing this post. As you can tell, I had many important things to share. Whoever came up with lists is my personal hero. In fact, I am about to take out a post it, make a list of “to do’s” and shove it up my asshole. All in the name of gay pride! Peace out bitches. |
